Me fail English? That’s unpossible. This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun. When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

  1. Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!
  2. Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!
  3. He didn’t give you gay, did he? Did he?!

We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.

This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.” Stan Lee never left. I’m afraid his mind is no longer in mint condition. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.

  • I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction.
  • Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
  • A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.